Why I Blog

So anyway this is me.

My name is Ooi Zhen Yang and this year I’m 21 years old, I’ve just completed my business studies in KBU. Previously I was studying in S.K. Taman Megah and then S.M.K Damansara Jaya. I learned to become an idiot from the places I studied.

I was born in the Penang Island but grew up in Petaling Jaya. However I’m residing in Shah Alam because I have to hide from some loan sharks. Loan sharks are very dangerous people. They tend to persuade you to borrow money from them and once you do, you’re in deep shit. So kids, please do not talk to strangers AND loan sharks*kids please click here to understand more*. And parents please advice your children on not only about the danger of studying too much but also borrowing too much money from these sharks. RM 1 or RM2 may be enough but not above RM 10.

Ok back to the topic about WHY I BLOG

The reason I’m Starting this stupid blog was because I was too bored on a Sunday evening and this guy name Jibai Lang was persuading me to start a blog as well. According to Mr. Jibai Lang, a person can become smarter through blogging and these are the advantages:-

1. you’ll learn to type faster

2. it increases your IT knowledge

3. gives you some rough idea on HTML script

4. helps waste time

5. improves your grammar (depending on an individual)

6. once you spend time on your blog, you’ll go out less

7. so if you go out less means less entertainment

8. so if less entertainment means save more money

9. so if save more money means get rich faster

10. if get rich faster means can buy a *super fast hot shit car
*super hot shit cars like this and comes withe these angels

11. if can buy a super hot shit car means can drive on the road faster and reach your destinations in a lesser time

12. if driving fast means you are speeding

13. if you are speeding it increases the chances of accident

14. if the chances of accident are high means you’ll die faster

15. if you die faster means u complete your cycle faster than others

16. if you complete your life cycle faster means less sufferings you’ll endure

So that’s the benefits of blogging , that is why I started blogging