some things in my life...part 1?

A device spoils.

A rich man would pay RM200 to get a brand new device

A poor man would pay RM10 to replace the part
I am the Poor Man, and I'm proud to be the poor man

The Monday After Melacca

Today my boss called me a "Disastrous Idiot" ;and I totally agree to him about me.

I saw some ants around my place and sprayed this:

and then run all the way down to some shop to get this


......and sprayed it all over the whole freakin office because the ants were not completely annihilated after the 1st attack of the air freshener thingy...the whole office smells like shit!!


Everyone including some partners evacuated the office within seconds....all giving me the "WTF are you trying to do" look ....... omg wtf was I thinking?


Everyone went for a yum cha session then because the office stinks *WHOO HOO!!!!*
the conversation goes:-


Da Boss: EH how ar ? PO (Purchace Order) not in yet. What are we going to do about this deal? What is your plan?

Employee C: Bribe the felle la

Da Boss: WAH YOU DEM CORRUPTED!! IF company keep bribing people, how to survive? SO HOW? any other ideas?

Employee Z: Pai San lah!

Da Boss: .....................................................

....Da Boss then paid for the bill and ask us to get back to work....

hehe



Tips to Lazy employees 101
When you are lazy to work, just contaminate your office with H2O Aerosol

kthnx

Im still alive

I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Been really busy..

However just a short post as I'm taking a break from sending thousand over "fuck you/fuck off' emails. I'm treating emails like MSN

I cant believe today I'm actually stuck in this office sending so many email to F people off. I unusually polite and kind during working hours. But this week is probably different as I'm being stressed out. I think its because I'm going to Malacca!!! therefore i have to complete a weeks work in 2 days hohoho.....

On another note oh i forget what i wanted to say .....

*update*

I better start finding a new job soon i think.. this was what happened earlier;

Scene 1:
Da Boss: Eh can you please help compile last weeks Tech report?
Employee Z: WAH!! i got dem alot of things to do already OK??
Da Boss: Eh this report dem fast only wan ok.. just cut and paste only what
...the ultimate reply....
Employee Z: YOU DO YOURSELF LA LIDDET!!!

..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office......

Scene 2 (30 mins later):
Da Boss: EH!!! you have time for lunch or not tomorrow? Lets go for lunch with XXX XXX bank!!
Employee Z: OF COURSE NO LA!!! I'm going Malacca la, come Malacca find me la
Da Boss: ok nvm ......


..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office...... again....

Scene 3 (1 hour after scene 2)
Da Boss on the phone talking to Employee C
Da Boss: ..bla bla bla.. bla bla bla.. eh i busy doing this tech report la where got time you think easy ar?..bla bla bla bla bla.....

Employee Z heard about it, feeling Kuai Lan (means Mischievous in Hokkien Dialect) ran out and told Da Boss

Employee Z: CHEH!!! I TOT YOU SAID JUST NOW DEM EASY AND DEM FAST WAN????

Da Boss stare cock at Employee Z ...Employee Z ran back into the meeting room and lock the door

The END!!

kthxb

Alex has a blog too!!

After the Poll is closed since ages ago... here is the result.. and the Fav Blog Name .....

I hereby present you ....

Ministry of Dog (MOD) by Alex Tham Khai Lee

go check it out!!

COCO de BANANA X (donno when was this)

I looked through my albums and found these pictures. I sort of remembered the night but don't know why the hell was I there.
OH yea.. I told my parents i went over to a friends Open House!!!
It was somewhere in September and organized by our Director of Activities Operations, Jen Low.

They suggested 2 bottles. I said "WTF sure not enough with Pei Pei and Phuay Ean with us" I was right!!! We went there at about 11p.m. and by 12 we had another bottle of paria Chivas.

The Noisy Pei Pei. Noisy is because she is noisy as hell

AND The Booze Phuay Ean because she drinks like a whale

The 1st 2 bottles of Chivas
being inspected by the Noisy, as usual noisy over if the Chivas is original or fake. Haih dem noisy. Like as if it makes any difference once it goes in her mouth... she will still be as noisy as ever...

Alex tipped the waiter for 25 buks and we became VIPs..wtf
The paria group that went Coco Banana (ignore the sohai in between Jen and Marcus. I don't know who is he)
and the Coco Banana crowd....
There were lots of pretty girls that night

JessJess told me NOT to go Kau Lui, SO i layan diri the whole night hehe
This pic looks dangerful.....

but i did not flame the Chivas to drink... it was for Kenneth to light up his ciggies... SEI SMOKER!!! when will you just stop smoking??

The drinking started

Jentz aka party binatang lol ... one of his readers gave him the nameKenneth showing his moves to Lydia and JenBut Jen lazy layan her BFF. She rather layan her cute doggie Alex watch football. Man Utd won 2-0lol ...cute....



Anyway also meet the No1 fan of my blog. My blog is dem useful to him.



Alex Tham from Ministry of Dog
He seems happy throughout the whole night...

Probably Jen gave him lotsa love...

That's about it .. All I can say after that night is the RM25 is worth it!!

I'm going home now lol... lazy continue blogging... Getting ready for another parteh!!!

A quick Post

YAY!! improvements in my landing skills!!
I am supposed to head to Menara IMC for a meeting with EMC.
so BYE BYE

Beer kaki

Dear Pei Pei & Leonard,

What the fuck did you guys did to my lovable pet Alex?? WTF!!!! How can you all ask him go on diet?? are you all trying to kill me??? MAHAI i Just ask Alex go drink beer and he said DIET!!!
WTF!!!!! HELLO, if Alex dont layan me drink beer , who will??? Naomi meh?? Xuesha meh?? If they layan me drink beer then i dont mind even if alex is dead...

BUT THEN AGAIN NOW IM SITTING AT HOME...listening to alex talking about how you guys keep calling him fat la beer belly la this la that la... PLS LA ppl is still a human/dog OK!! GOT FEELINGS WAN OK .... NOW HE IS CRYING complaining how bad you ppl were
HAIH!!! WTF!!!

alextham says:
dunwan beer lah~
fattening
zhen yang says:
then you come shah alam drink tea la
alextham says:
dunwan tea lah
sweetening
zhen yang says:
then order tea without sugar la tiu!!
alextham says:
subang tea without sugar very nice
got abit pork flavour
yu come here i bring yu go try
zhen yang says:
LANCAU!!!!
drink sweetless pork tea ar??

now ppl thirsty, wanna save water, drink beer also nomore kaki layan .. THANKS TO THE BOTH OF YOU....

Stay home sleep only la

Happy Bday Michelle 2!!!!

Alex is missing you badly every single day back here..

and also you fat already hehehe

Happy Bday again

xoxo

THIS IS FOR YOU MARKY!!

Because i had curfew the on Saturday, i wasn't invited by the camels to MOS. Yea i know its a sad life for a guy to have curfew at this age, and no its not cute either. However its a blessing in disguise that night.

I initially called Ernest our for a few rounds of beers in some cha pa lang coffee shop until Lala Chai Boon Ki called and pestered us to go Mystique (I think i got the spelling right). We gave in, headed over and OMG WTF!! I thought i was dead and ended up in heaven.

5 guys 37 girls, i lost count and couldn't even remember most of their names. Marcus, don't jealous, I did call you for reinforcements ok!!
It shocked me to see there were actually more girls than guys that night, well maybe most of the girls attendance are thanks to this sei lala chai. He is the babak ayam of the night. I don't mind being in his shoes though. He is like the ultimate chick magnet. (alto ugh looks like some lala monkey)

Those that i know that night were Ernest, Ivan, Jessie Wong, Fiona and the lovely couple.

The rest of 30 chicks, I'm so sorry but i really could not remember your names. It is my first time being surrounded by so many girls in a single night. Thanks for the experience haha.

So the lovable night stared. Ernest so over excited!! Just look at his actions!!Erm i think her name was Christina

I think it was Helen, Joyce, err i mixed up. sorry The Lala Chai and his friends.

Some of them girls thinks its too pack at our place, they need more space and headed to the dance podium.

Well because Ernest wanted to be the man of the night, he sapu-ed the girls, look at how happy he is.

I think her name was mei ling or sue ling but there is some link to the Lings lol. Ok Dem lame

move on.....

Such a lucky guy he is. Marcus, you could have been THE ONE!! But for that night, Ernest was "enjoyed"
I think i was too yong sui that is why no girls wanna layan me.
But I told them I am a movie producer and TaDa!!!

I'm sorry i lied. I feel so bad now, I promise I won't do it again.
Hmm but again, i think on 2nd thought, I will intro myself as Owen (i need a lala name) and I shall be a Hong Kong TVB Drama producer next time.. i wonder what will i get =p
Well actually she the lovely waitress that treats us to a few jugs of beers!!

NOT only the girls went wild, BUT the bouncers too...SEE!!

hehehe i donno how to rotate.. I'm a noob blogger

WOAH!!! ada pole dancing also!!Mr. Green,(people call him Hijau) was our table guardian, i think one of the girls or maybe the lala chai is some VVIP in the club, the service was extra excellent, or is it because i told them I'm a magazine/movie producer, actor, future prime minister? Hmm i wonder.... The girls were too pretty and sexy that Kin Mun's heart could not take it, There he is hiding from his wife. lol

Wife got pissed.. lazy look at him... lolGot a kiss from the husband....and became an item again lol

While i was busy enjoying my beers...and vision became blur...

lala chai boon ki had drag the girls up the stage to dance with himSei babak ayam... not only this lala chai babak ayam drag the girls but he also drag the guys
Lucky me wasn't a victim. I told them I am actually taking photos for the magazine.. and the left me alone =)

Ivan: HELP!!!

hehehe Ernest was specially close to these girls her name was Priscilla or something lidet!!the other 2 i forget the name... TOOOOO complicated to remember hehehehOther stuff that happened that night:

1)Girls Gone Wild

2) Guy wanking in front of podium while looking at sexy ladies

3) Gorilla enjoying himself

It was 2a.m I had enough beers, and I'm supposed to be back home....you know why.... i had curfew
It was a fun night, I had fun although with lala chais. The music was OK place also OK..crowd was AWESOME!!!.

All I can say is SEI LALA CHAI BOON KI, YOU DA MAN!!!!!

kthxb!