SUper Chicken

Sometimes i wonder who my friends are. I mean the real friends. I think as a human we should just help each other during troubled times. so anyway i need to thank a few people that helped me graduate.
Special thanks to Yap Ken Kin
he's my bro who teaches me accounts. i always fail accounts and if its not because of his help i would have droped out from college for failing tht stupid subject.
the people i would like to thank are also
Soke Khoon for guiding me on the Strategic Management Exams
and Also Siu Wan for teaching how to answer questions i donno how to answer.
and also MS samantha Liew for always failing my papers. Ms Samantha Liew is the kepohchi lecturer.

this is her pic:-She is wearing the yellow top
this is the ugliest pic of her i can find. BALASAN for always failing me MUAHAHAHHAHAH

SO anyway i also wanted to tell you all about a true story.
once upon a time
there is this fuckhole <----(kids please continue to use this word, its good that you learn, then go say this infront of ur parents, they will give you extra pocket money)(trust me)
where was i ?
ok so there is this person who likes politics. there was this once FUCK la i lazy type
ill just get to the point.

this gal tht i know knn jibai in college tht time when ask for help she cabut untill donno go where. but when she needs help only come be nice to people. her name better hide it coz don wanna offend anyone. there is another time when i went into the staff room , My intention was just to FART in there and run out so everyone can smell my fart. but when tht gal saw me she quickly hide in this lecturer room and close the door. she tot that i was gonna take her answer to see. i was like wtf???
i felt fed up seeing this kind of poeple and have no mood to fart again in my life.
now each time i wanna fart i burp.

and then swhen we graduate and started working she started calling one by one again those tht she TERinsulted like me called us to put in or open bank account from her. because she is now working in banking sales. i was like again wtf, this kind of ppl also got ar?? she thinks i have no brains ar?? or maybe she thinks that my brains were up my ass.
I got so shocked by looking at her nice lil msg that i was able to fart again.
i felt so relieve tht i could fart and started fartting around.

thts all for this meaning less blog

Moral of the story never be too lanci to others because one fine day when u gotta shit that person would allow you to use their toilets.
also to those lecturers out there if u keep failing your students, they might fart in your room, so beware!!!