some things in my life...part 1?

A device spoils.

A rich man would pay RM200 to get a brand new device

A poor man would pay RM10 to replace the part
I am the Poor Man, and I'm proud to be the poor man

The Monday After Melacca

Today my boss called me a "Disastrous Idiot" ;and I totally agree to him about me.

I saw some ants around my place and sprayed this:

and then run all the way down to some shop to get this


......and sprayed it all over the whole freakin office because the ants were not completely annihilated after the 1st attack of the air freshener thingy...the whole office smells like shit!!


Everyone including some partners evacuated the office within seconds....all giving me the "WTF are you trying to do" look ....... omg wtf was I thinking?


Everyone went for a yum cha session then because the office stinks *WHOO HOO!!!!*
the conversation goes:-


Da Boss: EH how ar ? PO (Purchace Order) not in yet. What are we going to do about this deal? What is your plan?

Employee C: Bribe the felle la

Da Boss: WAH YOU DEM CORRUPTED!! IF company keep bribing people, how to survive? SO HOW? any other ideas?

Employee Z: Pai San lah!

Da Boss: .....................................................

....Da Boss then paid for the bill and ask us to get back to work....

hehe



Tips to Lazy employees 101
When you are lazy to work, just contaminate your office with H2O Aerosol

kthnx

Im still alive

I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Been really busy..

However just a short post as I'm taking a break from sending thousand over "fuck you/fuck off' emails. I'm treating emails like MSN

I cant believe today I'm actually stuck in this office sending so many email to F people off. I unusually polite and kind during working hours. But this week is probably different as I'm being stressed out. I think its because I'm going to Malacca!!! therefore i have to complete a weeks work in 2 days hohoho.....

On another note oh i forget what i wanted to say .....

*update*

I better start finding a new job soon i think.. this was what happened earlier;

Scene 1:
Da Boss: Eh can you please help compile last weeks Tech report?
Employee Z: WAH!! i got dem alot of things to do already OK??
Da Boss: Eh this report dem fast only wan ok.. just cut and paste only what
...the ultimate reply....
Employee Z: YOU DO YOURSELF LA LIDDET!!!

..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office......

Scene 2 (30 mins later):
Da Boss: EH!!! you have time for lunch or not tomorrow? Lets go for lunch with XXX XXX bank!!
Employee Z: OF COURSE NO LA!!! I'm going Malacca la, come Malacca find me la
Da Boss: ok nvm ......


..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office...... again....

Scene 3 (1 hour after scene 2)
Da Boss on the phone talking to Employee C
Da Boss: ..bla bla bla.. bla bla bla.. eh i busy doing this tech report la where got time you think easy ar?..bla bla bla bla bla.....

Employee Z heard about it, feeling Kuai Lan (means Mischievous in Hokkien Dialect) ran out and told Da Boss

Employee Z: CHEH!!! I TOT YOU SAID JUST NOW DEM EASY AND DEM FAST WAN????

Da Boss stare cock at Employee Z ...Employee Z ran back into the meeting room and lock the door

The END!!

kthxb