hahaha

On the 4th September i felt so bored with my life. So i decided to end my life. i was thinking of a nice way kill myself off. i wanted to be killed by a sting ray just like Steve Irwin. But Where the heck am I gonna find a super huge Sting-Ray that could pierce through my heart. Suddenly i got an idea jumping down from a high building would feel great.

I read in a book tittled 'How to End Your Life' by XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX (since my blog is rted U, the name of the writer shall not be disclosed). Soanyway the books says that while falling off a tall building you'll feel like you are flying just like Superman. I wanted feel what Superman feels while flying so i tried the method.

I finally saw a perfect location to end my life, climbed up to the roof top and this was what i saw:-

I saw many roof tops

the surrounding area

and this would be where i land

SPLAT!

WHEN SUDDENLY I SAW!!!

1 illegal bangla walked past

and then

more gay looking illegal workers

(they are actually guys with long hairs)

I suddenly felt scared to jump as i did not wan these people to be surrounding my dead body. I wanted to die surrounded my some really *hot chicks not these people staring at my body.

*hot chicks like

christina agulala

kristin kreuk

jennifer lopez

carmen electra

sora aoi

yui aida

nicole from the puki kucing patung

and many many more like them below

HAHAHA

But anyaway i saw a burger store 1.5 mins later( yess is 1 . 5, i calculated the time already) after enjoying the sight so i went to eat Ramlee Burger and enjoyed the evening

this was where i saw the store
(can u see it??)

While eating my burger i also saw this 2 SOHAI donno how to drive car.
fucking big space also wanna hon each other. haih Malaysian drivers.
after honking each other they stare at each other and then cursing at each other
!#@$%&^(&%$@#!

AND
i continued my burger again!