so back to the story, i was draged to to to this er prom stuff in the Palace of the Dickless Horses. the watever cock prom was supposed to start at er 7 p.m. and due to my past outstanding history of arrival, my princess made me get ready like fucking early 2 hours before the prom. so i start to get myself ready like 5p.m. it took me just 10 mins to finish myself up and even have time to make my MCA post and play a few rounds of Counter Strike. so when i called her she said nope im not ready yet. its 6 already, so fine i waitied as she said i need not rush. i called again at 6 she said that they were not ready yet but i could go to her frens house to pick them up . since winning the counter strike bots for so many rounds, i decided to go as its getting boring.
so i walkeed downstairs, open the door, walked to my car, and i cant believe that i forgotten to take the car keys, so i walked back in to take myc keys and walked to the car and open the car door and sit inside and close the car door and start the engine and lock my doors and let go off the hand brake and hit to D from P and let go of the brake and start to accelerate front WHEN i realised i hit a small kid. i think it was my neighbour's kid. but since no body was watching, i pretend that nothing happened and sped off leaving tht poor midget bleeding to his death in the middle of the road. i dont give a shit about tht kid. he was blocking my way and he deserved it. i hope he dies there and then. SO KIDS DONT FUCK WITH ME WHEN IM DRIVING<> !!!!
so when i arrived at her frens place she said they were just getting done. i was like WTF what were they doing for so long??? and finally after she sent me a pic it struck me again so this was what gals do to get ready and nowander they took such a fucking century to get ready to move
this was what they did and x 1000000000000000 pics more
wtf nowander gals took so long to change or get ready.
WHAT NOT HAPPY READING IT AR?
and any way after they got dress and all
we went top the Palce of the Pussy Horses. did not know thw way so Samantha's bf (no not the Samantha that always fail me, its the prettier Samantha, u dont so perasan, got lopts of other samantha's around) sso i followed hi s car from behind. and it was also Samantha birthday that day, so happy belated bday !!
and then during the Prom time i meet many people that i did not want to know. i also meet some people, many people that i hated from the bottom of my heart, but i also meet people that were my frens long ago and lost contact and i also meet some frens where we are still frens and still hanging around, and i talked Samantha Bf about the benifits of joining MCA, actually joining MCA is good because its good to support your governing body. i support mivheal chong the public service and complain department head. he helps people alot but watever, i wanna join politics so that i can eat money and be a corupted verr rich minister muahahahhaha. i dont give a shit about the public, so if u see me during the election vote for me, my name is Ooi Zhen Yang, i promise to leagalise porn ok?
and beloware the pics
the gals , most of their name i cant remember except for the bday gal, she is 2nd from right
the people of my table the guy beside me is win yew, samantha's bf, we talked to each other since we were bored and were actually being drag to the prom and our gf' s are busy talking pictures in the toilet and forget our existance. i also told him to join MCA hahah
noneed explanation
^^^^and this is what gals do in the toilet^^^^
win yew and i were forced to be the camera man and this is our revenge snaping a pic without them getting ready
me and her
and after that night, i swear to myself that im never going to any of this stupid shit again unless it is organized by MCA, or barisan national or DAP. the next time i get all dressed up is when i go to parliment, or work and maybe convo, and btw i was also late for the yum cha session with my frens so i kena fucked by ken kin, and thats all folks.
other than that is was actually a great evening, average entertainment, but still a night worth remembering and somebody made fulluse of my camera phone
(how to rotae pic?)
and no im not taking donw any of these pictures or re edit my post, so if readers are not happy, hack my blog lo hahaha
and after that we went home.
then the next morning i go find jessica go eat breakfast, and she cant seem to stop using my camera to take pics
****da end, and the day i went to menara MCA but that is another story***
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