Monday, November 10, 2008

The Monday After Melacca

Today my boss called me a "Disastrous Idiot" ;and I totally agree to him about me.

I saw some ants around my place and sprayed this:

and then run all the way down to some shop to get this


......and sprayed it all over the whole freakin office because the ants were not completely annihilated after the 1st attack of the air freshener thingy...the whole office smells like shit!!


Everyone including some partners evacuated the office within seconds....all giving me the "WTF are you trying to do" look ....... omg wtf was I thinking?


Everyone went for a yum cha session then because the office stinks *WHOO HOO!!!!*
the conversation goes:-


Da Boss: EH how ar ? PO (Purchace Order) not in yet. What are we going to do about this deal? What is your plan?

Employee C: Bribe the felle la

Da Boss: WAH YOU DEM CORRUPTED!! IF company keep bribing people, how to survive? SO HOW? any other ideas?

Employee Z: Pai San lah!

Da Boss: .....................................................

....Da Boss then paid for the bill and ask us to get back to work....

hehe



Tips to Lazy employees 101
When you are lazy to work, just contaminate your office with H2O Aerosol

kthnx

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