Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Im still alive

I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Been really busy..

However just a short post as I'm taking a break from sending thousand over "fuck you/fuck off' emails. I'm treating emails like MSN

I cant believe today I'm actually stuck in this office sending so many email to F people off. I unusually polite and kind during working hours. But this week is probably different as I'm being stressed out. I think its because I'm going to Malacca!!! therefore i have to complete a weeks work in 2 days hohoho.....

On another note oh i forget what i wanted to say .....

*update*

I better start finding a new job soon i think.. this was what happened earlier;

Scene 1:
Da Boss: Eh can you please help compile last weeks Tech report?
Employee Z: WAH!! i got dem alot of things to do already OK??
Da Boss: Eh this report dem fast only wan ok.. just cut and paste only what
...the ultimate reply....
Employee Z: YOU DO YOURSELF LA LIDDET!!!

..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office......

Scene 2 (30 mins later):
Da Boss: EH!!! you have time for lunch or not tomorrow? Lets go for lunch with XXX XXX bank!!
Employee Z: OF COURSE NO LA!!! I'm going Malacca la, come Malacca find me la
Da Boss: ok nvm ......


..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office...... again....

Scene 3 (1 hour after scene 2)
Da Boss on the phone talking to Employee C
Da Boss: ..bla bla bla.. bla bla bla.. eh i busy doing this tech report la where got time you think easy ar?..bla bla bla bla bla.....

Employee Z heard about it, feeling Kuai Lan (means Mischievous in Hokkien Dialect) ran out and told Da Boss

Employee Z: CHEH!!! I TOT YOU SAID JUST NOW DEM EASY AND DEM FAST WAN????

Da Boss stare cock at Employee Z ...Employee Z ran back into the meeting room and lock the door

The END!!

kthxb

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