ZY's Blog

some things in my life...part 1?

2008-11-26T17:40:00.003+08:00

A device spoils.

A rich man would pay RM200 to get a brand new device

A poor man would pay RM10 to replace the part
I am the Poor Man, and I'm proud to be the poor man

The Monday After Melacca

2008-11-10T18:20:00.006+08:00

Today my boss called me a "Disastrous Idiot" ;and I totally agree to him about me.

I saw some ants around my place and sprayed this:

and then run all the way down to some shop to get this

......and sprayed it all over the whole freakin office because the ants were not completely annihilated after the 1st attack of the air freshener thingy...the whole office smells like shit!!

Everyone including some partners evacuated the office within seconds....all giving me the "WTF are you trying to do" look ....... omg wtf was I thinking?

Everyone went for a yum cha session then because the office stinks *WHOO HOO!!!!*
the conversation goes:-

Da Boss: EH how ar ? PO (Purchace Order) not in yet. What are we going to do about this deal? What is your plan?

Employee C: Bribe the felle la

Da Boss: WAH YOU DEM CORRUPTED!! IF company keep bribing people, how to survive? SO HOW? any other ideas?

Employee Z: Pai San lah!

Da Boss: .....................................................

....Da Boss then paid for the bill and ask us to get back to work....

hehe

Tips to Lazy employees 101
When you are lazy to work, just contaminate your office with H2O Aerosol

kthnx

Im still alive

2008-11-04T15:23:00.003+08:00

I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Been really busy..

However just a short post as I'm taking a break from sending thousand over "fuck you/fuck off' emails. I'm treating emails like MSN

I cant believe today I'm actually stuck in this office sending so many email to F people off. I unusually polite and kind during working hours. But this week is probably different as I'm being stressed out. I think its because I'm going to Malacca!!! therefore i have to complete a weeks work in 2 days hohoho.....

On another note oh i forget what i wanted to say .....

*update*

I better start finding a new job soon i think.. this was what happened earlier;

Scene 1:
Da Boss: Eh can you please help compile last weeks Tech report?
Employee Z: WAH!! i got dem alot of things to do already OK??
Da Boss: Eh this report dem fast only wan ok.. just cut and paste only what
...the ultimate reply....
Employee Z: YOU DO YOURSELF LA LIDDET!!!

..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office......

Scene 2 (30 mins later):
Da Boss: EH!!! you have time for lunch or not tomorrow? Lets go for lunch with XXX XXX bank!!
Employee Z: OF COURSE NO LA!!! I'm going Malacca la, come Malacca find me la
Da Boss: ok nvm ......

..Da Boss then storm out from Employee Z's office...... again....

Scene 3 (1 hour after scene 2)
Da Boss on the phone talking to Employee C
Da Boss: ..bla bla bla.. bla bla bla.. eh i busy doing this tech report la where got time you think easy ar?..bla bla bla bla bla.....

Employee Z heard about it, feeling Kuai Lan (means Mischievous in Hokkien Dialect) ran out and told Da Boss

Employee Z: CHEH!!! I TOT YOU SAID JUST NOW DEM EASY AND DEM FAST WAN????

Da Boss stare cock at Employee Z ...Employee Z ran back into the meeting room and lock the door

The END!!

kthxb

Alex has a blog too!!

2008-10-20T00:40:00.003+08:00

After the Poll is closed since ages ago... here is the result.. and the Fav Blog Name .....

I hereby present you ....

Ministry of Dog (MOD) by Alex Tham Khai Lee

go check it out!!

COCO de BANANA X (donno when was this)

2008-10-17T15:29:00.010+08:00

I looked through my albums and found these pictures. I sort of remembered the night but don't know why the hell was I there.
OH yea.. I told my parents i went over to a friends Open House!!!
It was somewhere in September and organized by our Director of Activities Operations, Jen Low.

They suggested 2 bottles. I said "WTF sure not enough with Pei Pei and Phuay Ean with us" I was right!!! We went there at about 11p.m. and by 12 we had another bottle of paria Chivas.

The Noisy Pei Pei. Noisy is because she is noisy as hell

AND The Booze Phuay Ean because she drinks like a whale

The 1st 2 bottles of Chivas
being inspected by the Noisy, as usual noisy over if the Chivas is original or fake. Haih dem noisy. Like as if it makes any difference once it goes in her mouth... she will still be as noisy as ever...

Alex tipped the waiter for 25 buks and we became VIPs..wtf
The paria group that went Coco Banana (ignore the sohai in between Jen and Marcus. I don't know who is he)
and the Coco Banana crowd....
There were lots of pretty girls that night

JessJess told me NOT to go Kau Lui, SO i layan diri the whole night hehe
This pic looks dangerful.....

but i did not flame the Chivas to drink... it was for Kenneth to light up his ciggies... SEI SMOKER!!! when will you just stop smoking??

The drinking started

Jentz aka party binatang lol ... one of his readers gave him the nameKenneth showing his moves to Lydia and JenBut Jen lazy layan her BFF. She rather layan her cute doggie Alex watch football. Man Utd won 2-0lol ...cute....

Anyway also meet the No1 fan of my blog. My blog is dem useful to him.

Alex Tham from Ministry of Dog
He seems happy throughout the whole night...

Probably Jen gave him lotsa love...

That's about it .. All I can say after that night is the RM25 is worth it!!

I'm going home now lol... lazy continue blogging... Getting ready for another parteh!!!

A quick Post

2008-10-16T14:56:00.003+08:00

YAY!! improvements in my landing skills!!
I am supposed to head to Menara IMC for a meeting with EMC.
so BYE BYE

Beer kaki

2008-10-14T21:04:00.004+08:00

Dear Pei Pei & Leonard,

What the fuck did you guys did to my lovable pet Alex?? WTF!!!! How can you all ask him go on diet?? are you all trying to kill me??? MAHAI i Just ask Alex go drink beer and he said DIET!!!
WTF!!!!! HELLO, if Alex dont layan me drink beer , who will??? Naomi meh?? Xuesha meh?? If they layan me drink beer then i dont mind even if alex is dead...

BUT THEN AGAIN NOW IM SITTING AT HOME...listening to alex talking about how you guys keep calling him fat la beer belly la this la that la... PLS LA ppl is still a human/dog OK!! GOT FEELINGS WAN OK .... NOW HE IS CRYING complaining how bad you ppl were
HAIH!!! WTF!!!

alextham says:
dunwan beer lah~
fattening
zhen yang says:
then you come shah alam drink tea la
alextham says:
dunwan tea lah
sweetening
zhen yang says:
then order tea without sugar la tiu!!
alextham says:
subang tea without sugar very nice
got abit pork flavour
yu come here i bring yu go try
zhen yang says:
LANCAU!!!!
drink sweetless pork tea ar??

now ppl thirsty, wanna save water, drink beer also nomore kaki layan .. THANKS TO THE BOTH OF YOU....

Stay home sleep only la

Happy Bday Michelle 2!!!!

2008-10-14T02:55:00.002+08:00

Alex is missing you badly every single day back here..

and also you fat already hehehe

Happy Bday again

xoxo

THIS IS FOR YOU MARKY!!

2008-10-13T18:39:00.017+08:00

Because i had curfew the on Saturday, i wasn't invited by the camels to MOS. Yea i know its a sad life for a guy to have curfew at this age, and no its not cute either. However its a blessing in disguise that night.

I initially called Ernest our for a few rounds of beers in some cha pa lang coffee shop until Lala Chai Boon Ki called and pestered us to go Mystique (I think i got the spelling right). We gave in, headed over and OMG WTF!! I thought i was dead and ended up in heaven.

5 guys 37 girls, i lost count and couldn't even remember most of their names. Marcus, don't jealous, I did call you for reinforcements ok!!
It shocked me to see there were actually more girls than guys that night, well maybe most of the girls attendance are thanks to this sei lala chai. He is the babak ayam of the night. I don't mind being in his shoes though. He is like the ultimate chick magnet. (alto ugh looks like some lala monkey)

Those that i know that night were Ernest, Ivan, Jessie Wong, Fiona and the lovely couple.

The rest of 30 chicks, I'm so sorry but i really could not remember your names. It is my first time being surrounded by so many girls in a single night. Thanks for the experience haha.

So the lovable night stared. Ernest so over excited!! Just look at his actions!!Erm i think her name was Christina

I think it was Helen, Joyce, err i mixed up. sorry The Lala Chai and his friends.

Some of them girls thinks its too pack at our place, they need more space and headed to the dance podium.

Well because Ernest wanted to be the man of the night, he sapu-ed the girls, look at how happy he is.

I think her name was mei ling or sue ling but there is some link to the Lings lol. Ok Dem lame

move on.....

Such a lucky guy he is. Marcus, you could have been THE ONE!! But for that night, Ernest was "enjoyed"
I think i was too yong sui that is why no girls wanna layan me.
But I told them I am a movie producer and TaDa!!!

I'm sorry i lied. I feel so bad now, I promise I won't do it again.
Hmm but again, i think on 2nd thought, I will intro myself as Owen (i need a lala name) and I shall be a Hong Kong TVB Drama producer next time.. i wonder what will i get =p
Well actually she the lovely waitress that treats us to a few jugs of beers!!

NOT only the girls went wild, BUT the bouncers too...SEE!!

hehehe i donno how to rotate.. I'm a noob blogger

WOAH!!! ada pole dancing also!!Mr. Green,(people call him Hijau) was our table guardian, i think one of the girls or maybe the lala chai is some VVIP in the club, the service was extra excellent, or is it because i told them I'm a magazine/movie producer, actor, future prime minister? Hmm i wonder.... The girls were too pretty and sexy that Kin Mun's heart could not take it, There he is hiding from his wife. lol

Wife got pissed.. lazy look at him... lolGot a kiss from the husband....and became an item again lol

While i was busy enjoying my beers...and vision became blur...

lala chai boon ki had drag the girls up the stage to dance with himSei babak ayam... not only this lala chai babak ayam drag the girls but he also drag the guys
Lucky me wasn't a victim. I told them I am actually taking photos for the magazine.. and the left me alone =)

Ivan: HELP!!!

hehehe Ernest was specially close to these girls her name was Priscilla or something lidet!!the other 2 i forget the name... TOOOOO complicated to remember hehehehOther stuff that happened that night:

1)Girls Gone Wild

2) Guy wanking in front of podium while looking at sexy ladies

3) Gorilla enjoying himself

It was 2a.m I had enough beers, and I'm supposed to be back home....you know why.... i had curfew
It was a fun night, I had fun although with lala chais. The music was OK place also OK..crowd was AWESOME!!!.

All I can say is SEI LALA CHAI BOON KI, YOU DA MAN!!!!!

kthxb!

TOLONG!!

2008-10-09T16:38:00.003+08:00

KNN!!

I'm supposed to finish up my Sept claims by today and wtf I'm still playing games on my blog WTF!!! and i suck at landing the fucking plane

AND how am i supposed to claim my beer, cigarettes and ICE CREAMS money during the Singapore trip last month? Its neither entertainment nor allowances!!

WTF........ help!!

CURFEW!!

2008-10-09T15:14:00.002+08:00

Yea yea as many of you know i actually have curfew. I usually have to be back "NOT TOO LATE" which is around 12am or 1am. it depends on my parents' mood. Because of that i cannot be a full time party blogger!!
Not only that but i can't even go MOS this Saturday all thanks to my lousy curfew. Hiah what to do?? sorry la Jentz i cant join you this round.

I'm just like Phuay Ean gotta be back around 12 midnight haihs

AND ITS NOT CUTE OK?? and don't laugh... you should be helping me to get rid of my curfew ok??

a short notice

2008-10-09T14:37:00.004+08:00

As you can see.......

There is a "Blogs I MUST READ" everyday and "Blogs I MUST SEE" everyday section.
Please do check it out you won't regret.. right Marky?? lol

So anyways if theres any new "MUST SEE blogs", please do share it with me haha.
At the moment my sources comes from Alex from MOD and Marcus whahaha

*updated*

kEn says:
ur links very dangerful
zhen yang says:
why nomore blood ar??
kEn says:
no more blood and juice

RAYA STREET PARTEH!!

2008-10-08T00:06:00.008+08:00

Malam semalam, mak aku beritahu aku "EH besok balik awal dari kerja, jangan pergi kau lui lepas kerja sebab besok ada kita mia street party tahun 2008. Paling lewat pun mesti sampai rumah pukul 7.30 p.m."

BUT the usual ZY thinking "WTF go so early for fuks meh? somore have to help in setting up and all .. might as well i reach home by 8.15p.m. ngam ngam hou can eat straight instead of waiting like sohem"

So anyway my plan was a good plan... IT all went accordingly.

It is actually our annual Street Party Thingy just for the residents of U8/30 Jln Serambi. Yea my neighbours are also party animals.. WHOO HOO!!!!

Our street were surprisingly well decorated that night!! and NO its not my finger.. im not that gay to have red finger nails.. just one of the kuai lan chicks disturbing me.

Of course since I'm a blogger now, I'm always equipped with a digicam!! and snap pics the whole time.

The food was awesome coz my mom did not cook any of it hehehe.

Check out that dude's party hat.

There were also thse ugly but kinda cute little cupcakes!!

Its time to eat, but ofcourse as a blogger, one must always take out his/her cam and snap a pic of what him/her is eating. I did the same. It sort of an offence if you do not post up what you are eating.

While i was taking the pic half way, my dad turn to me and ask " EH, EAT YOUR FOOD LA!! YOU THINK YOU BLOGGER AR???"

I gave him the lanci face and replied "DUH!!!". In his face. I bet he must be shock to know that his son actually blogs!! lol wtf!! i hope my parents will never find out about my blog.

The street oarty thingy was like some shithead's event at the later on when my other neighbours went on stage to sing!!! WTF!!!

OMG their singing is so bad that the old wound on my knee started to bleed again..JEEZ!!!

for fuk's sake.. they even employ a DJ and an MC for the night...lagi WTF!!

However i dont give a shit! the food was fantastic!! I UN-EMBARRASSINGLY went on for 7 or i think 8 servings!!

YUM!

so basically thta all for the night. I left the place as soon as my tummy says ok thats enough for now.. and so i left ... BUT SUDDENLY!!! I SAW THIS!!!!

CENDOL AND ROJAK!!! Its been ages since i last ate Rojak.

I bungkus a big packet of rojak back to my own room to enjoy it while posting this blog..

kthxb!

Mambo on Raya

2008-10-03T13:38:00.012+08:00

For the 2nd time in the year 2008, I'm actually early for one of the camel's activities. It was the Mambo on Raya. I told my parents in going to the library for some "Business Cases Research"

Arrived early to meet The Booze herself Phuay Ean and Doggie Alex.
Its a weird feeling for me to wait for everyone else especially Jentz. He is usually the earliest for a party or anything else. I felt so proud!!!

So anyway, the late comers soon arrived and we headed in and saw this
Yes Yes i know my Director of Activities Operations is another party animal just like her twin bro. If its not because of her, Jentz and The Noisy Pei Pei, we would be standing around like some idiots. so many thanks.

So anyway the night started with PE and Pei Pei "downing" everyone. The Mission was actually to bring out the all Mighty Mambo King Leon and to kill WWJ!!

After that the place was dem kau pack so i headed off outside and never return till the end of the night. It was not surprising to find them NOT EVEN DRUNK!!! and having lots of fun.

And on our table....

before...

after...
these camels can really drink ..

The night was full of chicks and also some rare cases such as this
lol wtf

well after the night is over we headed to Tea Time for supper!!!
but before that the alcoholics gotta sober up

MISSION FAILED: WWJ WALKING OUT ALIVE!!!!

MAMBO KING EMO AS THE NIGHT HAS ENDED!!

Jentz then tried to cheer Mambo King up by giving him his car

It was still hopeless as the Mambo King drop dead later on
There was also this sei lala chai's woofer dem kau loudI gave him the finger

the end

blogging craze

2008-09-30T01:25:00.004+08:00

ever since jentz started blogging, he has been influencing both me and Thambilex to blog aswell.

since i already had a blog long ago i hereby err help alex to decide on a blog name

1) mat tou chut.blogspot.com ( suggestion by low jen)
2)ah9.blogspot.com (but already taken)
3) ah kau.blogspot.com
4) sei 9.blogspot.com
5) sei kau.blogspot.com
6) alex timberlake.blogspot.com (blog has the song (loosing my way playing in the background)
7) im a horny dog.blogspot.com
8) fatty fatty boom boom.blogspot.com
9) i am fat ugly and hopeless.blogspot.com
10) i am lowjen's fav dog.blogspot.com
11) ta lang chan.blogspot.com
12) chut sau chut kiok chut sam.blogspot.com
13) natural disaster.blogspot.com
14) ministry of dog.blogspot.com

here at least i helped by recommending some suggestions.
slowly choose la.. then vote at the side bar lol

Phew!!

2008-09-30T01:14:00.002+08:00

OBLIGATIONS!

1)I SWEAR FROM NOW ONWARDS I SHALL LOG INTO MY BLOG EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE I NEARLY FORGET MY LOG IN AND PASSWORD AGAIN!!!!

2) im gonna blog about COCO DE BANANA AND THE Alex Timberlake case

3) i'll blog obgation No2 after i bath later

FINALLY!!!!

2008-09-26T01:59:00.004+08:00

after being MIA for such a long period, im finally back!!!

well actually i forgotten my password haha
not like anyone will see this blog anymore anyway

this kid is such a shit head...

anyway just wanted to test out blogging again

kthxb to those err if there is any whos still reading this blog lol

xoxo!

Cha Siu Bao

2006-09-28T00:55:00.000+08:00

this is called cha siu bao, its direct translation would be er "fry or stim donno what cock bun" correct if im wrong. it was said that the history of cha siu bau started when 2 stupid brothers join forces to become the ONE.... and ONLY..... cha siu bau shop in china lo. 1 brother good in baking "bao" while the other is good at cooking some pork shit.

so anyway some people said that i suck in peeling out cha siu bao skin. they said that i should order dai pau instead of 1 normal pau. coz i peeled off more than it should be. so fuck you guys how do you like the pau shown above, the picture was taken that very night aswell and u all saw it with ur very own eyes. hahahah

the end good night
bye

Hmm, my.. er...new post?

2006-09-27T15:05:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I just felt damn pissed. I wonder am I god sent. I felt like people are only nice when they needed me, but fuck off shit head if you people always need me then play nice with me although you hated me from the very bottom of your rotten black shit-like heart. Go fuck yourself is what I can say. The reason I’m still helping you out is because I have already made a promise to myself that I will help anybody that needs help, whether they are rich or poor, pretty or ugly, smart or stupid or whatever.

The reason I promise myself to give a helping hand to others is because I know nobody and nothing is perfect, and it’s good to help around. Just imagine this dude’s car broke down ok. Or maybe actually his BMW’s tire was punctured in a car-park; she was wondering how the hell did it happen? So what happened is that your car was parked beside hers. So as a fucking good citizen of Malaysia and a future political candidate, I decided to offer my help to this helpless rich but useless “Ah Sou”.

My hands got dirty changing the tires, my white shirt became black, I was supposed to go back to work (yea I was working that time) but I still felt like helping out my fellow citizen in need. She was not even the hot chick aunty but the I donno how to explain, and she was driving the latest BMW 5 series. So after I helped her changed the tires, I can see that she was grateful to me or my help, the irritating part was she never even shake my hands as a gesture of saying Thank You, and worst still she placed a fucking RM2 note on top of my Waja, Fuck you bitch\!!!!

Are my hands that dirty and RM2 better don’t give, do I look fucking poor???? I ask u readers? I felt like an insult to me but I never even ask for anything in returned, ALL I WANTED TO SEE WAS A GENUINE SMILE SAYING THANK YOU SINCERELY AND I KNOW MY HANDS ARE DIRTY SO I WON’T SHAKE YOURS, but still it is just for a reason to show your sincerity ok? What she did was put the RM2 note on my car, say thanks yea boy, enters her car and fly off.

So the pissed off Zhen Yang felt like throwing away the note but hey its still money not worth my keeping, I remembered there were this WWF charity stuff there so I passed them the money as donation. I washed my hands later and wondered why are my Malaysian people so you know….I can’t say it.

But you know what, I will never give up my hope and will still put my trust on the Malaysian people I don’t think all of us are as rotten as some people,

In another unrelated case, I wonder why everyone was scolding me this whole week. WTF, my father scold me, my mom also scold me, even my fucking retarded 3 years younger than me scolded me, wtf. And I can’t believe that whenever these people scold me I just kept quiet, not saying a word. I think it was fun scolding me altogether right? Yea whatever

I’ll pretend nothing happened until Friday, when Friday comes and any of you starts raising your pathetic voice on me I swear I’ll kill you and pull out the stupid poisoned hypocrite tongue of yours. Fuckers. I go out also got something to say, I stay home also got things to say, I sleep also got something to say, I play game also something to say, WTF do you people want from me? HUH?

YOU ALL PMS AR? Whole fucking world got PMS ar???? Why you all so sohai wan?

Che bye. you all think i no feelings wan ar? wanna say something about me just say only ar? or better still scold somore like as if i rape a girl and throw her in the middle of nowhere and now im some very wanted criminal and now everybody is sick of my existance. look a free advice for everyone next time if you ever want to have any children just make sure that you will take care of them properly and not release your lousy temper on them and make sure if u have more than 1 children, love them all even more than you love yourself EQUALLY!

any parents reading this or parents gonna be just haih watever as you wish la

GO FUCK yourself you know who you are you che bye face!!

something i never knew till now

2006-09-24T16:44:00.000+08:00

The story goes like this, on the 22th of september 2006 its the monash ball or some watever prom or something like tht. I was supposed to go to a friend's birthday dinner and yum cha celebration, we decided to yum cha instead or yum chau ( drinking alcohol for those slow stupid brain or totally brainless ppl like u) because its approaching the end of the month and everyone is broke. anyway happy birthday Soke Khoon.

so back to the story, i was draged to to to this er prom stuff in the Palace of the Dickless Horses. the watever cock prom was supposed to start at er 7 p.m. and due to my past outstanding history of arrival, my princess made me get ready like fucking early 2 hours before the prom. so i start to get myself ready like 5p.m. it took me just 10 mins to finish myself up and even have time to make my MCA post and play a few rounds of Counter Strike. so when i called her she said nope im not ready yet. its 6 already, so fine i waitied as she said i need not rush. i called again at 6 she said that they were not ready yet but i could go to her frens house to pick them up . since winning the counter strike bots for so many rounds, i decided to go as its getting boring.

so i walkeed downstairs, open the door, walked to my car, and i cant believe that i forgotten to take the car keys, so i walked back in to take myc keys and walked to the car and open the car door and sit inside and close the car door and start the engine and lock my doors and let go off the hand brake and hit to D from P and let go of the brake and start to accelerate front WHEN i realised i hit a small kid. i think it was my neighbour's kid. but since no body was watching, i pretend that nothing happened and sped off leaving tht poor midget bleeding to his death in the middle of the road. i dont give a shit about tht kid. he was blocking my way and he deserved it. i hope he dies there and then. SO KIDS DONT FUCK WITH ME WHEN IM DRIVING<> !!!!

so when i arrived at her frens place she said they were just getting done. i was like WTF what were they doing for so long??? and finally after she sent me a pic it struck me again so this was what gals do to get ready and nowander they took such a fucking century to get ready to move

this was what they did and x 1000000000000000 pics more
wtf nowander gals took so long to change or get ready.
WHAT NOT HAPPY READING IT AR?

and any way after they got dress and all
we went top the Palce of the Pussy Horses. did not know thw way so Samantha's bf (no not the Samantha that always fail me, its the prettier Samantha, u dont so perasan, got lopts of other samantha's around) sso i followed hi s car from behind. and it was also Samantha birthday that day, so happy belated bday !!

and then during the Prom time i meet many people that i did not want to know. i also meet some people, many people that i hated from the bottom of my heart, but i also meet people that were my frens long ago and lost contact and i also meet some frens where we are still frens and still hanging around, and i talked Samantha Bf about the benifits of joining MCA, actually joining MCA is good because its good to support your governing body. i support mivheal chong the public service and complain department head. he helps people alot but watever, i wanna join politics so that i can eat money and be a corupted verr rich minister muahahahhaha. i dont give a shit about the public, so if u see me during the election vote for me, my name is Ooi Zhen Yang, i promise to leagalise porn ok?
and beloware the pics

the gals , most of their name i cant remember except for the bday gal, she is 2nd from right

the people of my table the guy beside me is win yew, samantha's bf, we talked to each other since we were bored and were actually being drag to the prom and our gf' s are busy talking pictures in the toilet and forget our existance. i also told him to join MCA hahah

noneed explanation

^^^^and this is what gals do in the toilet^^^^

win yew and i were forced to be the camera man and this is our revenge snaping a pic without them getting ready

me and her

and after that night, i swear to myself that im never going to any of this stupid shit again unless it is organized by MCA, or barisan national or DAP. the next time i get all dressed up is when i go to parliment, or work and maybe convo, and btw i was also late for the yum cha session with my frens so i kena fucked by ken kin, and thats all folks.

other than that is was actually a great evening, average entertainment, but still a night worth remembering and somebody made fulluse of my camera phone

(how to rotae pic?)

and no im not taking donw any of these pictures or re edit my post, so if readers are not happy, hack my blog lo hahaha

and after that we went home.
then the next morning i go find jessica go eat breakfast, and she cant seem to stop using my camera to take pics

****da end, and the day i went to menara MCA but that is another story***

WHY MCA???

2006-09-22T17:15:00.000+08:00

i have decided to join MCA. it stands for Malaysian chinese association. I want to join POLITICS!!.
i want to be the future leader of the people, my people, my country. if you people think that im not suitable for it then go fuck yourself hard up ur own arse. i will be a good politicion because i have the traits of a good natural politition. Im good at talking alot of shit but not getting it done. there is my ket triat.

dont you all agree?? these menteri menteris they only know how to promise this and promise that but never get it done. they are just like me. i believe i will be the future Tun Tan Cheng Lock. he is the 1st president of MCA, a great man i must say. however he did what he said unlike others.

although i support MCA i also respect opposition leaders like Mr. Lim Kit Siang or Karpal Singh, Karpal Singh is called the "Tiger of Jelutong". next time i will be the "Lion of Petaling Jaya". so please vote for me when i take part in the next election. trust me i will never let any of you down. i will fight for the poor and the disadvantage people around me and i will build w better future for all of you. So please support MCA because it is my party, the party that will help to built a better future. support barisan aswell. i dont care what the opposition says as i dont give a shit because i trust my BOSS Ong Kar Ting he is a handsome dude and the current president of MCA..

before i end this post......

BARISAN NASIONAL FOREVER!!!!!!!

7th September 2006

2006-09-08T00:03:00.000+08:00

Today i went out with my wife. her name is Jessica Tung Hui Xiang. this is the pic of her

Pretty leh?

So we went out for lunch in Mayang. i eat chicken chop while she watches me eat. I also donno why she dont wanna eat? but when she is at home she eat more than me, everytime i call her she claims that she is eating hahahhah.

then after that we went watch G girl, i think the tittle is called my ex girl friend or something like that. its about some chick with super powers like superman. quite sohai also la the show. but i also wish my gf got those powers so that i noneed to drive around and she can just fly me around. furthermore she can fly me to work, save petrol and tol and time and my energy.
well everybody also complain about my timing. i know im always late but wats the big deal. the ones that complain the most is Mr Yap Ken Kin. alwayys complain about how late i arrive, but hey at least i came and didnt ffk the plans. Even my gf also complain hahahah. so watever not like i care.

and about the show is ok only la, WHY DA FUCK IS MY COM LAGGING????????
kanilaubu type also lagg fuck la i don wanna type anymore la tomorrow only i explain about the stupid show and what i did today. here are the pics i took with her today

stupid fuck loading pic also lagg
tomorrow only update this post la
i go sleep now

bye good night

ALL FAT ASS Better THANK MY BLOG

2006-09-06T22:52:00.000+08:00

some poeple say that reading my blog can vomit blood. during the process they loose weight.
WOW!!! so this is how my blog contribute to the people of the world.
so now if u wanna go skinny like me just read my post and hope u dont vomit too much blood and die infornt of ur com.

im not held responsible. so i dont give a FUCK if any of u die due to blood lost

these are my satisfied customersSamantha lost 30kgs
janice lost 25kgs
yvonne lost 50kgs
kian yong lost 200kgs!!!!
i nomore blood already
and there are also more customers but no pics
wait i find and post again

bye
good luck in trying ZY blog.
hope u loose the weught u awasy wanted

SUper Chicken

2006-09-06T22:11:00.000+08:00

Sometimes i wonder who my friends are. I mean the real friends. I think as a human we should just help each other during troubled times. so anyway i need to thank a few people that helped me graduate.
Special thanks to Yap Ken Kin
he's my bro who teaches me accounts. i always fail accounts and if its not because of his help i would have droped out from college for failing tht stupid subject.
the people i would like to thank are also
Soke Khoon for guiding me on the Strategic Management Exams
and Also Siu Wan for teaching how to answer questions i donno how to answer.
and also MS samantha Liew for always failing my papers. Ms Samantha Liew is the kepohchi lecturer.

this is her pic:-She is wearing the yellow top
this is the ugliest pic of her i can find. BALASAN for always failing me MUAHAHAHHAHAH

SO anyway i also wanted to tell you all about a true story.
once upon a time
there is this fuckhole <----(kids please continue to use this word, its good that you learn, then go say this infront of ur parents, they will give you extra pocket money)(trust me)
where was i ?
ok so there is this person who likes politics. there was this once FUCK la i lazy type
ill just get to the point.

this gal tht i know knn jibai in college tht time when ask for help she cabut untill donno go where. but when she needs help only come be nice to people. her name better hide it coz don wanna offend anyone. there is another time when i went into the staff room , My intention was just to FART in there and run out so everyone can smell my fart. but when tht gal saw me she quickly hide in this lecturer room and close the door. she tot that i was gonna take her answer to see. i was like wtf???
i felt fed up seeing this kind of poeple and have no mood to fart again in my life.
now each time i wanna fart i burp.

and then swhen we graduate and started working she started calling one by one again those tht she TERinsulted like me called us to put in or open bank account from her. because she is now working in banking sales. i was like again wtf, this kind of ppl also got ar?? she thinks i have no brains ar?? or maybe she thinks that my brains were up my ass.
I got so shocked by looking at her nice lil msg that i was able to fart again.
i felt so relieve tht i could fart and started fartting around.

thts all for this meaning less blog

Moral of the story never be too lanci to others because one fine day when u gotta shit that person would allow you to use their toilets.
also to those lecturers out there if u keep failing your students, they might fart in your room, so beware!!!

In Redang de Pulau

2006-09-05T22:46:00.000+08:00

This was few months ago. But since im too free ill explain about the trip. We arrived there felling excited and fucking sleepy. But then we saw many interesting things that that is usually being shown in JAV (Japan Aldult Video) and our morale and energy level soar to the maximum level.

However after taking a closer look it didn't turned out to be what we expected. SAD so we decided to play other stuff like football and volleyball and watever ball there is.

Too bad there were no pictures of what we saw because we have lousy camera dudes. basically these are the troublemakers (excluding me). im a very good kid u know.

me, ken kin, kian yong, edmund, heng, kar hon, and i think his name was Paul(sorry lupa ur name)

We were actually hoping to see something like this:-
Since we couldn't find those, we did other activities to release the stress of doing assignments till late at night and bla bla bla.
and these are the pics

these gals are crazy. they are sheng sheng and janice

so this is what they were trying to do

trying to act macho but failed

the casts of 'Late Night in Redang' Staring Sky and Kian Yong. Its a story about 2 gays that wanted to break up. hahahah sohai

i donno what is this called. i think its called retarded group pic.

Ah! This is a sohai. his name is SKY. but i donno whats his actualy name although been in the same class for i think 2 years. His bday is coming so lets wish him a happy retarded birthday. i think his bday is erm 7 or 8 or 9 September. but Janice says that is 11th September. here is the prove of what she says

Lampa Boy says:
when is sky bday??
Janice^^spend money says:
dunno
Janice^^spend money says:
i think is 11th sept
Janice^^spend money says:
if not mistaken

*end*

BTW this is Janice ( the gal tht says C**n L***g very leng zai)
*bluek*

So whatever it is we are planning to buy pressie for him. i suggested we buy Banana. each 1 buy 1 (one) banana. Or i think buy Hamtai for him la. or better still buy hacks sweets. if u have any suggestions of what to buy for sohai sky go buy for him urself. Dont tell me
hahhahah

Happy early Bday Sohai!!!!

So anyway thts about what happened in Redang. Kiang Yong and I got bad bad sunburn. our skin were so badly burned that my name nearly changed to Kalimuthu Ooi Zhen Yang.
but thankfully i recovered in time thanks to the Oley skin care shit.

*******the End of Redang Story*********

F**KING KILLER

2006-09-05T18:06:00.000+08:00

AHH!! this is the Fucking killer tht killed Mr. Crocodile Hunter
ok maybe is not him but is one of his kind tht killed the hero of wildlife

but anyway 1 fine day i was driving when i saw this Hot chick saying that she puts me 1st.

BUT!!
I wasn't 1st,
a fucking van was infront of meSEE!!!
and theres anothe wira infront aswell

Fucking liar bitch

hahaha

2006-09-05T12:42:00.000+08:00

On the 4th September i felt so bored with my life. So i decided to end my life. i was thinking of a nice way kill myself off. i wanted to be killed by a sting ray just like Steve Irwin. But Where the heck am I gonna find a super huge Sting-Ray that could pierce through my heart. Suddenly i got an idea jumping down from a high building would feel great.

I read in a book tittled 'How to End Your Life' by XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX (since my blog is rted U, the name of the writer shall not be disclosed). Soanyway the books says that while falling off a tall building you'll feel like you are flying just like Superman. I wanted feel what Superman feels while flying so i tried the method.

I finally saw a perfect location to end my life, climbed up to the roof top and this was what i saw:-

I saw many roof tops

the surrounding area

and this would be where i land

SPLAT!

WHEN SUDDENLY I SAW!!!

1 illegal bangla walked past

and then

more gay looking illegal workers

(they are actually guys with long hairs)

I suddenly felt scared to jump as i did not wan these people to be surrounding my dead body. I wanted to die surrounded my some really *hot chicks not these people staring at my body.

*hot chicks like

christina agulala

kristin kreuk

jennifer lopez

carmen electra

sora aoi

yui aida

nicole from the puki kucing patung

and many many more like them below

HAHAHA

But anyaway i saw a burger store 1.5 mins later( yess is 1 . 5, i calculated the time already) after enjoying the sight so i went to eat Ramlee Burger and enjoyed the evening

this was where i saw the store
(can u see it??)

While eating my burger i also saw this 2 SOHAI donno how to drive car.
fucking big space also wanna hon each other. haih Malaysian drivers.
after honking each other they stare at each other and then cursing at each other
!#@$%&^(&%$@#!

AND
i continued my burger again!

A Tribute To A Great Man

2006-09-05T03:17:00.000+08:00

The Crocodile Hunter

Everybody knows Steve Irwin as the "Corcodile Hunter".
He was a lover of nature, and helped relocate reptiles back in to the wild.
Although he gained some negative publicity like feeding a 13 foot crocodile while holding his new born child in 1 arm, he did many things that not most of us can achieved.

Part of his life work were promoting the Australia Zoo as a tourists attraction, saving endangered animals including tiger cubs and many more that u can think of.

However he was killed by a sting ray while filming a discovery program in the Great Barrier Reef. He must have accidentally steped on the "killer" or his hands were too itchy and irritated the "killer" to attack him directly. Well whatever it is, died at the age of 44, left behind wife donno what is her name and a few kids.

Animal Planet shall not be the same again without the Corcodile Hunter.
*click here* for more information

Entertaining the crowd

with his wife

his wife caught him "humping" a croc

after a big fight with Ms. Croc Hunter, he tries to kiss a camel

YUKS!!!!!!

nearly got his dick bitten off!

little tiger

last respect form the crocs

and the people

he may be gone but his works shall stay forever

Why I Blog

2006-09-05T02:58:00.000+08:00

So anyway this is me.

My name is Ooi Zhen Yang and this year I’m 21 years old, I’ve just completed my business studies in KBU. Previously I was studying in S.K. Taman Megah and then S.M.K Damansara Jaya. I learned to become an idiot from the places I studied.

I was born in the Penang Island but grew up in Petaling Jaya. However I’m residing in Shah Alam because I have to hide from some loan sharks. Loan sharks are very dangerous people. They tend to persuade you to borrow money from them and once you do, you’re in deep shit. So kids, please do not talk to strangers AND loan sharks*kids please click here to understand more*. And parents please advice your children on not only about the danger of studying too much but also borrowing too much money from these sharks. RM 1 or RM2 may be enough but not above RM 10.

Ok back to the topic about WHY I BLOG

The reason I’m Starting this stupid blog was because I was too bored on a Sunday evening and this guy name Jibai Lang was persuading me to start a blog as well. According to Mr. Jibai Lang, a person can become smarter through blogging and these are the advantages:-

1. you’ll learn to type faster

2. it increases your IT knowledge

3. gives you some rough idea on HTML script

4. helps waste time

5. improves your grammar (depending on an individual)

6. once you spend time on your blog, you’ll go out less

7. so if you go out less means less entertainment

8. so if less entertainment means save more money

9. so if save more money means get rich faster

10. if get rich faster means can buy a *super fast hot shit car
*super hot shit cars like this and comes withe these angels

11. if can buy a super hot shit car means can drive on the road faster and reach your destinations in a lesser time

12. if driving fast means you are speeding

13. if you are speeding it increases the chances of accident

14. if the chances of accident are high means you’ll die faster

15. if you die faster means u complete your cycle faster than others

16. if you complete your life cycle faster means less sufferings you’ll endure

So that’s the benefits of blogging , that is why I started blogging

My 1st Blog

2006-09-04T01:36:00.000+08:00

This is my 1st blog. I did this because it was a fucking boring day and i have nothing better to do .
Today i think i forget eat lunch coz i woke up late but i ate curry fish head in donno what place and i saw this

hahah yea strong people